not that it matters...

Some people, I think they’re called racists, say America is not ready for a black president, but I know America to be a forward-thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retarded cowboy fella be president for eight years?

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.

– Russell Brand, MTV Video Music Awards 2008.
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